Oh my goodness.
The messages from potential suitors have slowed down a bit, which makes me sad, but only because it adds a bit of humor to what amounts to my daily existence.
This message came to me today:
"Hey there :) wanna chat? I would appreciate an answer even if negative."
Would you? Would you really appreciate my answer even if negative? Because this is what it would say: "I make it a personal rule not to message with men who 1. Are shirtless in any of their photos (count:1) and 2. Have sat outside a stadium awaiting the beginning of a U2 concert."
I would find all of this so daunting if it weren't oh so entertaining.