Alright. I needed a couple of minutes to...relax. I'm getting all worked up at how incompetent the majority of people I deal with continue to be. I'm not so close to going home and getting the hairspray and the blowtorch but I was approaching that point so...despite the fact that I have a million things to do, I thought it would be wise to just...breathe and type and vent.
First of all, I'm tired of feeling like a babysitter. It may be my job to do certain things for my client. That is what I am here for. But to do these things two or more times is NOT my job. It's not my fault you "lost" that email or you "accidently threw out" those notes I sent you on that ad. You're a big girl/boy and, since you most likely get paid a sh*tload more than I do, you should be much more organized and therefore not let important documents that you need just disappear into thin air. Check your old emails. The information is there. Do not ask me to send it to you again...for the third time.
Secondly...if I call and ask you for information, do not just pull something our of your ass in order to make yourself look good. If you don't know the answer, have someone call me who does. I don't have time to stroke your ego or make you feel better about yourself. Just answer my f*cking questions...correctly...the first time.
And lastly...since the Doll does not have anything better to do than to send the entire company emails asking who created a folder in the company directory, he should just go home. Stop snooping around in things that do not matter and just go. You are completely useless anyway.
Alright...I feel better. And that's really all that matters.