I love my new job. It's very...managerial. I have someone that screens my calls. I can ask someone else to do mind numbing tasks. It's like heaven.
But really...I'm still new and I'm testing the boundaries around here. It's an interesting place, to say the least.
This week is a good week. I feel really good about taking a month off from dating. I know that you are all secretly hoping I don't stick to that, because then you would be much more entertained. You don't really care about my job or my upcoming move.
You care about the drama...the ensuing hilarity of my unfortunate online dating life.
It's ok. I understand. You can admit it. This is a safe place.