I read my horoscope almost everyday. Some days it makes sense and other days, it's all Greek to me. Like today's:
The Moon in your 12th House of Imagination can stimulate your dreams and activate a spiritual longing that won't be easily satisfied. Fortunately, the sweet Mercury-Venus conjunction is in your 3rd House of Communication, enabling you to plead your case successfully. No matter how adept you are at managing your responsibilities, plan on being confronted with some of your weaknesses today.
Spiritual Longing...Hmmm...pleading my case...confronting weaknesses...Huh?
So on days that it doesn't make sense, I've decided to replace my horoscope with:
"You should wear more eye makeup."
It fits no matter what. Like today...My spiritual longing is to do more shopping...The weakness I have been confronted with is my recent skin problem. What better way to distract others from this than to really make those eyes pop? And then go and buy more eye makeup?