Good lord! What is with the over-indulgent use of the ellipses?
I'm all for a good "dot dot dot" myself, but this has gotten out of control.
Admittedly, I use this particular tool here frequently, mostly for (comedic) effect.
In fact, I probably use parenthesises, quotation marks and double entendres entirely too much. But I always have a purpose, I always complete my thoughts. I don't leave you hanging (much).
Some sample of my outrage are below.
"I've never heard of that..."
Uhm, what?!?! and Why?!? The overuse is really making me angry.
"Thanks, Stephanie for checking into this…."
Were you going to complete that thought or did a period JUST not do enough for you?
I'm so worked up.